normal and weird

Y'know that evitable point in a conversation where you're talking to a person, and you say something that you think is really clever and witty but the other person just stops and looks at you and says, "You're weird"? I hate those times, and here's why:

Weird does not exist.

Think about it. Everybody, as a whole, is normal and everbody, as individuals, is weird, so that basically means that weird is the definition of normal. But normal does not exist because everybody is weird! So weird doesn't exist either.

*beams* Brilliant, really.

hehe

And that's what I think :)